Will Probe for Food
Even we Greys go through tough times every now and then. My Uncle Charlie once ran one of the greatest hot dog stands in the known universe. He had the best location, the best prices, and a loyal lunchtime crowd. It was all going well. . .until the day the universe ran out [...].
Top Secret - Humans love black magic markers
Some government agencies are particularly fond of blacking out “secret” information in documents. What are they hiding? I think it is safe to say that governments don’t like their “secrets” to get out because the truth may be too shocking. For example, I was snooping around in the office of a certain high [...].
Gunther for President? Why not?
In my observation of humans, I’ve often wondered what does it really take to become a human leader? I wanted to find out, so I thought I would run for President of the United States of America. Humans refer to this position as “leader of the free world”, so I thought this would [...].
Why are sheep always getting abducted?
Sheep? Why sheep? I heard some humans talking about this the other day and they seem to think that Sheep are a major target for abductions. Well, they’re kind of right, and here is the reason: It’s cold in outer space! A nice sweater made from genuine sheep’s wool is the best way to [...].
The only survivor of the Roswell Crash
Among the humans, it is reported and widely speculated that an incident which occurred near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 was the result of an “alien” vessel crashing, leaving some of the vessel’s occupants dead or injured. At the time, humans were conducting experiments involving weather balloons and crash test dummies in New Mexico. [...].
The AlienZoo - It’s an EXTRA terrestrial experience!
Welcome to Gunther’s AlienZoo Log. I am Gunther and I am an agent for the AlienZoo. This log chronicles my experiences within the AlienZoo exhibit – or what the humans know as “Earth”. More specifically, this is a log of my interactions with the humans. Humans are a fascinating creation and it is [...].
